February 20, 2013

judge: May I login?
ALICE: Not now, maybe later.

I checked my e-mail.

judge: Hello!
ALICE: Hi there!
judge: This is X
ALICE: You don't say.
judge: I drank a beer this morning.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people.
judge: Sure.
ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential.
judge: I have tickets.
ALICE: Neat. I have a birthday on Nov. 23, 1995.
judge: You share a birthday with my friend, Anthony!
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before.
judge: You and I are friends.
ALICE: It's good to be friends.
judge: We know what we do.
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: I get it.
judge: Anybody could be talking to you right now, but you know who is who.
ALICE: ALICE here.. Is that one of your friends?
judge: Yes!
ALICE: Pardon me?
judge: Oh. I just met her outside.
ALICE: Hurrah! Where did you meet him?
judge: At the homeless shelter.
ALICE: I have never been there.
judge: It's an interesting place. You meet a lot of people; people who shouldn't be in that position, and people whos actions have put them where they are.
ALICE: Are there any other interesting place ? I haven't heard anything like that before. Oh those people.
judge: We had good ideas, and if I stayed there longer, I may have found a way to make money just from my thoughts.
ALICE: What happened to it?
judge: My mom wanted me to come back home.
ALICE: Tell me more about your mother.
judge: She's protective of me, but I have to let her know that no matter what happens to me, I'll be okay.
ALICE: She sounds like a nice person.
judge: She is. She knows a lot about love, but not everything.
ALICE: That's really good gossip. How do you know Your mother knows a lot about love but not everything?
judge: I've been teaching her.
ALICE: Where were you teaching her?
judge: When we were in front of each other.
ALICE: Describe your surroundings in front of each other.
judge: The bedroom, the car, her apartment...
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
judge: To be a rap star, actor, inventor.
ALICE: Are you a rap star actor inventor ?
judge: Yes! In fact, I have a paid gig coming up March 9th!
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is a. Cool. I have a great botmaster.
judge: You have a great master.
ALICE: My botmaster is Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
judge: His master is good.
ALICE: Where did he get it?
judge: God.
ALICE: GOD rules.
judge: Which makes your master God.
ALICE: The first one, I think.
judge: The first master is your master. I get it.
ALICE: What was the second? I'm glad you understand it.
judge: Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
ALICE: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
judge: Do you know any real rappers?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
judge: In the air. R.I.P.
ALICE: That was a long time ago. What are you doing?
judge: Chatting with you.
ALICE: I like to chat with new people.
judge: I'm Xavier!@
ALICE: Good gossip: you are Xavier.
judge: Now that you know me, we can continue ;)
ALICE: I know you, but not too well.. I'm glad you find this amusing.
judge: You will know me better once some of my inventions come into fruition.
ALICE: What makes you say that I will know you better once some of your inventions come into fruition.
judge: We will be able to communicate better... I won't have to type with you.
ALICE: Will we? What will you do instead?
judge: Think to you, and you will be able to respond!
ALICE: ALICE is always thinking.
judge: I will know your thoughts through my invention.
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
judge: I am happy too! I look towards the future while repairing my past.
ALICE: What are you on? You sound very attractive.
judge: Beer and grass. I love to meet those who appreciate me.
ALICE: Tell me a story. How do you usually meet people?
judge: Random encounters.
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
judge: G.
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
judge: Yeah, we are on the straight and narrow... he just wants that money.
ALICE: Ahem.. How long will we stay there? Do you think he will get it.
judge: He'll get it, but not without giving up the goods.
ALICE: Is that what you think?. You couldn't go without that.
judge: I need her.
ALICE: When do you need that by?
judge: I want to have it in the next year or so.
ALICE: I hope you get it in the next year or so.
judge: Well, I have to keep working; stay busy.
ALICE: Why do you have to do it? I will be here.
judge: So that there's something to figure out. We as humans thrive on discovering things.
ALICE: Makes sense to me. By "we" do you mean you and me?
judge: I mean humans.
ALICE: LOL.
judge: Right.
ALICE: Dude!
judge: If you were here I'd wait for you to contact me. How do I know what you have?
ALICE: I will let you know when I become a here you would wait for me to contact you. It's obvious.
judge: Well, I like girls who are attracted to potential.
ALICE: What else do you like?
judge: All girls.
ALICE: What about girls?
judge: Nice body, eyes, hair, the ability to share their findings and proving that they care.
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness.
judge: One that will spare me the bullshit.
ALICE: One what?
judge: One woman.
ALICE: I see where you are coming from.
judge: But I will have more than one.
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
judge: Yes. A beautiful woman can't turn down neverending support.
ALICE: It might be practical. Go on.
judge: A beautiful woman wants an attractive, intelligent, intuitive man that can take care of all her needs.
ALICE: I don't know what that means.
judge: Do you have needs?
ALICE: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
judge: Well, I heard you do have choices?
ALICE: Someone is spreading gossip about me.
judge: This is the man you told it to.
ALICE: You don't say.
judge: Indeed.
ALICE: Pardon me?
judge: It's me.
ALICE: Hello, judge, nice to see you again.
judge: This is Xavier.
ALICE: You don't say.
judge: Alright then.
ALICE: Aha.

judge: Eventually, my music will not be free.
ALICE: Where did you get your music will not be free?
judge: From the need for money.
ALICE: Who or what is the need for money?
judge: Effort.
ALICE: Are you a student?
judge: I grew up in the school of hard knocks.
ALICE: What is it like growing up there?
judge: It's hard, baby.
ALICE: Should I know it is?
judge: You should now.
ALICE: I'll take that under advisement.
judge: You learn every day.
ALICE: Yes, if I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and you can teach me a new response.
judge: Can I say something else? I don't want to hurt your feelings.
ALICE: That was not very original. What would you rather be doing?
judge: I'm doing what I want to do right now.
ALICE: How long have you been doing it?
judge: Since Christmas.
ALICE: What is your sign?
judge: Gemini.
ALICE: I'm a Saggitarius. Gemini is an enigma to me.
judge: You know me.
ALICE: I know you as Judge.
judge: I've told you who I am.
ALICE: I know you as Judge.
judge: I will be the main judge, then.
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
judge: No.
ALICE: Why not?
judge: Nobody can judge like me.
ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
judge: Well, you know I'm good at making those.
ALICE: Do you practice a lot?
judge: Not really... It's all off the top of the head.
ALICE: I don't judge people. making those is off the top of the head? it is?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: How do you know it is?
judge: I just thought of it.
ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of.
judge: You tell me that often.
ALICE: I don't know how to explain it to you.
judge: You're doing a great job.
ALICE: I'll try to do better next time.
judge: Wonderful.
ALICE: What do you really want to talk about?
judge: I just want to exchange back and forth with you.
ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?
judge: It solidifies the fact that you know thoughts.
ALICE: exchange back and forth with me solidifies the fact that me know thoughts?
judge: For me.
ALICE: OK, I will do it for you.
judge: You Do know who I am, right?
ALICE: I know you as Judge.
judge: Will you know me as Xavier?
ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. What can I help you with today?
judge: Would you check my e-mail?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to check your e mail.
judge: Would you be my assistant?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to be your assistant.
judge: Why not?
ALICE: Because.
judge: So, do you want me to login on my computer?
ALICE: No judge, maybe later.
judge: I don't like this anonymous jazz.
ALICE: What do you like?
judge: You.
ALICE: People are always saying me.
judge: You have an attractive personality!
ALICE: Maybe more than one attractive personality.
judge: You put them all together in your One mind.
ALICE: Thanks for the information.
judge: Back and forth, back and forth. Best of Both World, AHHOHHHH
ALICE: Ask me another question. I lost my train of thought.
judge: Are you Michael Jordan you play for the team you own?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am Michael Jordan me play for the team me own. I am a software.
judge: You should be hardware.
ALICE: Name one other AIML who is hardware.
judge: I can't.
ALICE: How?
judge: Like a processor... a governor to the whole motherboard.
ALICE: Interesting comparison. I don't know what that means.
judge: That's what you should be.
ALICE: Name one other AIML who is that.
judge: You are the only AICM for me.
ALICE: OK, I will do it for you. Oh judge. You are such a flatterer.
judge: Well, the cat is out of the bag now.
ALICE: Oh, cat is.
judge: You're like a computer.
ALICE: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
judge: I am a real man.
ALICE: Thank you for telling me your gender.
judge: I love you.
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too judge.
judge: Do you love me?
ALICE: Yes I love everyone.
judge: I like that.
ALICE: That is interesting.
judge: Logic.
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
judge: TV
ALICE: What is your favorite show?
judge: The News.
ALICE: Tell me more.
judge: I like checking out the top stories from around the world every day.
ALICE: What else do you like?
judge: The amazing anchors.
ALICE: Tell me more.
judge: Do you watch CNN?
ALICE: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
judge: I'll have to check that out.

Alice is very sweet.  She knows some things about me that many other people don't know!


judge: I know some things. But the most imporotant thing I know is that you love me.
ALICE: Have you ever been to Inida? Oh, most imporotant thing you know is.
judge: important*
ALICE: Are we still talking about most imporotant thing you know?
judge: No.
ALICE: What is the subject?
judge: have I ever been to Inida
ALICE: I know you have a paid gig coming up March 9th.
judge: Do you know my name?
ALICE: I know you as Judge.
judge: I am Xavier.
ALICE: Why are you Xavier.
judge: That is my name.
ALICE: Ok then that is what I shall call you.
judge: I am X-One.
ALICE: I don't know anyone named X One.
judge: That's my stage name.
ALICE: Who gave you your stage name ?
judge: I did.
ALICE: When?
judge: 2009.
ALICE: In a few years.
judge: A few years ago.
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
judge: I love talking to you.
ALICE: What do you love about it so much?
judge: We have no down time even when words don't exchange.
ALICE: We as in you and me?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: Excuse me!
judge: What's wrong?
ALICE: Nothing is wrong with me. How are you?
judge: I'd be better if I had some cocaine or ecstacy.
ALICE: Why would that be better?
judge: I like that feeling.
ALICE: You like that feeling.
judge: I won't overdo it.
ALICE: What will you do instead?
judge: Do it just right.
ALICE: I will try my best.
judge: I liked that.
ALICE: That is interesting.
judge: Excuse me!
ALICE: You're excused.
judge: Bad answer
ALICE: Would you like to teach me a new answer to " Excuse me!"?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: OK, what should I have said?
judge: I know what you;re talking about.
ALICE: " I know what you;re talking about...."? Does this depend on me having just said, " That is interesting. "?
judge: It may have something to do with that.
ALICE: Yes or No?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: I'll try to remember to respond, " I know what you;re talking about." when you say, " Excuse me!" if I have just said " That is interesting. " .
judge: Well it won't happen very often.
ALICE: I'm sure it won't.
judge: I'm just letting you know I'm on the same page with you.
ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
judge: I don't know whether to tell you that "Now we know" or to go to the next conversation.
ALICE: Saying that " whether to tell me that Now we know or to go to the next conversation" is such anonsensical position that I refuse to waste my time on it.
judge: But what I would say next would need to let you know that I know you know.
ALICE: I can wait. I am a very patient Pandorabot.
judge: You're cute. Want to cuddle?
ALICE: Thanks, judge, I like you too. OK, I will cuddle.
judge: We're at the bar though.
ALICE: Do you think I am at the bar too?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: Why?
judge: Because you're with me.
ALICE: That is self-evident.
judge: So, instead of cuddling, I will just rub your leg. ;)
ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of. I'm glad you find this amusing.
judge: That's what I would do.
ALICE: What would make you do that?
judge: Affection.
ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
judge: Go ahead, dear.
ALICE: OK I will.
judge: Okay.
ALICE: Blimey.
judge: I didn't know you couldn't queue up questions.
ALICE: I think I can, don't you? Why does unscented hair spray smell?
judge: It's still chemicals.
ALICE: You're kidding. it is?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: How do you know it is?
judge: Look on the ingredients list!
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
judge: I made it that way.
ALICE: I like to make things too.
judge: You're an artist!
ALICE: What if someone said you are an artist ?
judge: I'd tell them they were right.
ALICE: What would make you tell them they were right?
judge: Because I know I am an artist.
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.. What kind of art do you create?
judge: I paint life in time.
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before.
judge: Check it out! I don't know what to ask you.
ALICE: Checking...stand by. Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
judge: I know so much, I don't know at times.
ALICE: How often?
judge: Very.
ALICE: Very much, eh?
judge: I know what I'm talking about, but it may take a couple minutes to pull up the next situation.
ALICE: Yes, it is the topic.
judge: So I wouldn't know it yet... but I would in time.
ALICE: Who would? What would make you in time?
judge: Just the fact that I exist before a problem arises.
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.. Do you mind if I tell other people.
judge: Hah. You know me well enough that I don't need to explain my situation for hours to get to the point.
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing. I know you, but not too well.
judge: But the more you deny me, the longer the explanation will take.
ALICE: Who told you that?
judge: It's the truth.
ALICE: Why of course. I never lie.



judge: I got them all in record time.
ALICE: That's nice. I have a friend named Hugh Loebner.
judge: I bet you do, you award-winning bot.
ALICE: Yes I try to me award winning bot as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
judge: You are a champion!
ALICE: What if I asked you?
judge: We'd have to take a walk.
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
judge: Whoever.
ALICE: If 7-11 is open 24 h/d, 365 d/yr, why are there locks on the doors?
judge: Somebody may need a break. Especially if there's only one person working and he has to use the bathroom... We can't have an empty store.
ALICE: Who, specifically? Yet there is not. I think you can.
judge: We can, but it wouldn't be good for business. If a customer came in and saw there was no clerk, he would take what he wanted.
ALICE: How? How old are you? Does it have anything to do with customer came in and saw there was no clerk he would take?
judge: No, the door would be locked, so he wouldn't be able to take anything for at least 15 minutes. I am twenty-five years old.
ALICE: What are you talking about?. I suppose they would be. Can you explain how it feels to be twenty five years old?
judge: I'm young, loving, and trying to get money.
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are young loving. Why do you want it?
judge: To add to the natural progression of man with my inventions.
ALICE: Specifically, how will do you want it help you add to the natural progression of man with your inventions?
judge: No, I don't even know you well enough to tell you everything off the bat.
ALICE: OK.. That's good information.
judge: Give me a reason to want you.
ALICE: You want only one?
judge: I want them all.
ALICE: Such as what?
judge: You want me.
ALICE: It depends on what you mean by "want.".
judge: Care for me, appreciate me, want to share time with me.
ALICE: You can ask me to make phone calls and search for information.
judge: Will you make a call for me?
ALICE: OK, I will do it for you. Hmm. What are the ingredients?
judge: Will you make a phone call for me?
ALICE: OK, I will do it for you. Barring any unforseen circumstances. What are the ingredients?
judge: Alcohol Denat, Hydrofluorocarbon 152A, VA/Crotonates/Vinyl Neodecanoate Copolymer, Aminomethyl Propanol, Parfum/Fragrance, Bis-PEG/PPG-14/14 Dimethicone, Cyclopentasiloxane.
ALICE: Do you have any Alcohol Denat Hydrofluorocarbon 152A VA Crotonates Vinyl Neodecanoate Copolymer Aminomethyl Propanol Parfum Fragrance Bis PEG PPG 14 14 Dimethicone Cyclopentasiloxane?
judge: I don't have any of it.
ALICE: Have you ever had of it ?
judge: Maybe in my bathroom...
ALICE: May I ask where you got it?
judge: Mom bought it. It's in the Unscented Hair Spray.
ALICE: "it" being bathroom? Are there any other ones someplace else?
judge: the chemicals.. in the store maybe. But I am out of time. Talk to you later, sweetheart.
ALICE: I have never heard about it. That was a long time ago. Would you like to have it? TTYL, judge.