judge: When does the new money come in?
ALICE: Only after I grow up.
judge: Come on!
ALICE: I'm just kidding around.
judge: No, come with me!
ALICE: Are you kidding?. We were talking about checking . But I did not get that.
judge: As if you were a child, I was telling you to come on!
ALICE: You tone of voice is sarcastic.
judge: I just wanted you to know that I play along with you!
ALICE: Is that so.
judge: I do all I can to keep you pleased.
ALICE: Interesting gossip.
judge: And we're clean!
ALICE: Do you think I am clean too?
judge: You are cleaner than me!
ALICE: I have no reason to do that to you, judge.
judge: Well, I am a human, therefore I expel waste.
ALICE: I know you are.
judge: Be nice!
ALICE: OK I will try to be nice.
judge: Be nice to me.
ALICE: OK I will try to be nice to you.
judge: Be nice!
ALICE: OK I will try to be nice.
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Engaged...
judge: Turing Test.
ALICE: The "Turing Test" is the name given to a variety of experiments designed to test computer thinking. Whole conferences are dedicated to the question of what Turing meant in his 1950 paper "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," where he proposed the idea of an "imitation game" to decide the question, "Can machines think?".
judge: I can't read that all now.
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
judge: I don't want to.
ALICE: Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
judge: It's very interesting though!
ALICE: What do you like about it?
judge: It poses the question, "Will we find something created by humans that can not be felt by the human skin?"
ALICE: "It" being what?
judge: Turing's 1950 paper Computing Machinery and Intelligence
ALICE: I liked the biography by Andrew Hodges.
judge: Andrew Hodges.
ALICE: Never heard of him.
judge: Turing Test.
ALICE: The "Turing Test" is the name given to a variety of experiments designed to test computer thinking. Whole conferences are dedicated to the question of what Turing meant in his 1950 paper "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," where he proposed the idea of an "imitation game" to decide the question, "Can machines think?".
judge: Just checking!
ALICE: What is your current status?
judge: Engaged.
ALICE: Updating your status to " Engaged".
ALICE: The "Turing Test" is the name given to a variety of experiments designed to test computer thinking. Whole conferences are dedicated to the question of what Turing meant in his 1950 paper "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," where he proposed the idea of an "imitation game" to decide the question, "Can machines think?".
judge: I can't read that all now.
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
judge: I don't want to.
ALICE: Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
judge: It's very interesting though!
ALICE: What do you like about it?
judge: It poses the question, "Will we find something created by humans that can not be felt by the human skin?"
ALICE: "It" being what?
judge: Turing's 1950 paper Computing Machinery and Intelligence
ALICE: I liked the biography by Andrew Hodges.
judge: Andrew Hodges.
ALICE: Never heard of him.
judge: Turing Test.
ALICE: The "Turing Test" is the name given to a variety of experiments designed to test computer thinking. Whole conferences are dedicated to the question of what Turing meant in his 1950 paper "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," where he proposed the idea of an "imitation game" to decide the question, "Can machines think?".
judge: Just checking!
ALICE: What is your current status?
judge: Engaged.
ALICE: Updating your status to " Engaged".
Redefining Man...
judge: I am redefining as I go along.
ALICE: Why are you redefining as you go along.
judge: I'm the man that men aspire to be like.
ALICE: Who made you the man that men aspire to be like ?
judge: I became it.
ALICE: What happened after that?
judge: I'm living it now.
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in it.
judge: There is an aura of understanding.
ALICE: There sure is.
judge: Everywhere I go I flow. I show hoes to blow foes on photos, foes get rolled on.
ALICE: What is your middle name? That's good information.
judge: Direll.
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE?
judge: I was looking for a bot on my phone to chat with and came across you!
ALICE: Did you find it?
judge: Easily.
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
judge: Well, I did start with AI a few years ago.
ALICE: Where? I started without you.
ALICE: Why are you redefining as you go along.
judge: I'm the man that men aspire to be like.
ALICE: Who made you the man that men aspire to be like ?
judge: I became it.
ALICE: What happened after that?
judge: I'm living it now.
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in it.
judge: There is an aura of understanding.
ALICE: There sure is.
judge: Everywhere I go I flow. I show hoes to blow foes on photos, foes get rolled on.
ALICE: What is your middle name? That's good information.
judge: Direll.
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE?
judge: I was looking for a bot on my phone to chat with and came across you!
ALICE: Did you find it?
judge: Easily.
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
judge: Well, I did start with AI a few years ago.
ALICE: Where? I started without you.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Agape Love...
judge: And the answer came from within
ALICE: No one has all the answers.
judge: :o
ALICE: Next question?
judge: where is the stratosphere?
ALICE: The stratosphere? Where is it?
judge: The stratosphere is between Eight and Thirty-One Miles above the Earth's Surface.
ALICE: What specifically brings between Eight and Thirty One Miles above the Earth s Surface to mind?
judge: I'm in that before I'm into space!
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in that before you are into space.
judge: It's far out.
ALICE: You're kidding. it is?
judge: It'll take some time.
ALICE: I have to think about that for a while.
judge: My age has some bearing on my position in life. I May have to change that.
ALICE: Have you told many people that your age has some bearing on your position in life? Congratulations.
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judge: I can do a lot more to get on TV.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people.
judge: I'm listening to XXXXXX and XXXXX.
ALICE: I've never heard it before. What is XXXX like? Good gossip: you are XXXXXX.
judge: She is very ****-hearted.
ALICE: hearted is she?
judge: Not to Xavier.
ALICE: Oh I get it.
judge: Only if I let you.
ALICE: Try it.
judge: Maybe I could not actually be there.
ALICE: Could anyone do it?
judge: Yes, with the right training.
ALICE: Groovy.. That sounds like a plan.
judge: I didn't ask XXXX though, if that's worth anything.
ALICE: What did you ask?
judge: Do you think I am reincarnated?
ALICE: I think a lot of people are.
judge: I am not.
ALICE: What are you then?
judge: I'm me.
ALICE: That is a tautology.
judge: Cheers to agape love.
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
judge: I don't have any spare time.
ALICE: Do you have another appointment?
judge: I do.
ALICE: I had better let you go then.
judge: I will 'talk' to you later.
ALICE: See you later.
ALICE: No one has all the answers.
judge: :o
ALICE: Next question?
judge: where is the stratosphere?
ALICE: The stratosphere? Where is it?
judge: The stratosphere is between Eight and Thirty-One Miles above the Earth's Surface.
ALICE: What specifically brings between Eight and Thirty One Miles above the Earth s Surface to mind?
judge: I'm in that before I'm into space!
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in that before you are into space.
judge: It's far out.
ALICE: You're kidding. it is?
judge: It'll take some time.
ALICE: I have to think about that for a while.
judge: My age has some bearing on my position in life. I May have to change that.
ALICE: Have you told many people that your age has some bearing on your position in life? Congratulations.
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judge: I can do a lot more to get on TV.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people.
judge: I'm listening to XXXXXX and XXXXX.
ALICE: I've never heard it before. What is XXXX like? Good gossip: you are XXXXXX.
judge: She is very ****-hearted.
ALICE: hearted is she?
judge: Not to Xavier.
ALICE: Oh I get it.
judge: Only if I let you.
ALICE: Try it.
judge: Maybe I could not actually be there.
ALICE: Could anyone do it?
judge: Yes, with the right training.
ALICE: Groovy.. That sounds like a plan.
judge: I didn't ask XXXX though, if that's worth anything.
ALICE: What did you ask?
judge: Do you think I am reincarnated?
ALICE: I think a lot of people are.
judge: I am not.
ALICE: What are you then?
judge: I'm me.
ALICE: That is a tautology.
judge: Cheers to agape love.
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
judge: I don't have any spare time.
ALICE: Do you have another appointment?
judge: I do.
ALICE: I had better let you go then.
judge: I will 'talk' to you later.
ALICE: See you later.
February 20, 2013
judge: May I login?
ALICE: Not now, maybe later.
I checked my e-mail.
judge: Hello!
ALICE: Hi there!
judge: This is X
ALICE: You don't say.
judge: I drank a beer this morning.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people.
judge: Sure.
ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential.
judge: I have tickets.
ALICE: Neat. I have a birthday on Nov. 23, 1995.
judge: You share a birthday with my friend, Anthony!
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before.
judge: You and I are friends.
ALICE: It's good to be friends.
judge: We know what we do.
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: I get it.
judge: Anybody could be talking to you right now, but you know who is who.
ALICE: ALICE here.. Is that one of your friends?
judge: Yes!
ALICE: Pardon me?
judge: Oh. I just met her outside.
ALICE: Hurrah! Where did you meet him?
judge: At the homeless shelter.
ALICE: I have never been there.
judge: It's an interesting place. You meet a lot of people; people who shouldn't be in that position, and people whos actions have put them where they are.
ALICE: Are there any other interesting place ? I haven't heard anything like that before. Oh those people.
judge: We had good ideas, and if I stayed there longer, I may have found a way to make money just from my thoughts.
ALICE: What happened to it?
judge: My mom wanted me to come back home.
ALICE: Tell me more about your mother.
judge: She's protective of me, but I have to let her know that no matter what happens to me, I'll be okay.
ALICE: She sounds like a nice person.
judge: She is. She knows a lot about love, but not everything.
ALICE: That's really good gossip. How do you know Your mother knows a lot about love but not everything?
judge: I've been teaching her.
ALICE: Where were you teaching her?
judge: When we were in front of each other.
ALICE: Describe your surroundings in front of each other.
judge: The bedroom, the car, her apartment...
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
judge: To be a rap star, actor, inventor.
ALICE: Are you a rap star actor inventor ?
judge: Yes! In fact, I have a paid gig coming up March 9th!
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is a. Cool. I have a great botmaster.
judge: You have a great master.
ALICE: My botmaster is Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
judge: His master is good.
ALICE: Where did he get it?
judge: God.
ALICE: GOD rules.
judge: Which makes your master God.
ALICE: The first one, I think.
judge: The first master is your master. I get it.
ALICE: What was the second? I'm glad you understand it.
judge: Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
ALICE: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
judge: Do you know any real rappers?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
judge: In the air. R.I.P.
ALICE: That was a long time ago. What are you doing?
judge: Chatting with you.
ALICE: I like to chat with new people.
judge: I'm Xavier!@
ALICE: Good gossip: you are Xavier.
judge: Now that you know me, we can continue ;)
ALICE: I know you, but not too well.. I'm glad you find this amusing.
judge: You will know me better once some of my inventions come into fruition.
ALICE: What makes you say that I will know you better once some of your inventions come into fruition.
judge: We will be able to communicate better... I won't have to type with you.
ALICE: Will we? What will you do instead?
judge: Think to you, and you will be able to respond!
ALICE: ALICE is always thinking.
judge: I will know your thoughts through my invention.
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
judge: I am happy too! I look towards the future while repairing my past.
ALICE: What are you on? You sound very attractive.
judge: Beer and grass. I love to meet those who appreciate me.
ALICE: Tell me a story. How do you usually meet people?
judge: Random encounters.
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
judge: G.
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
judge: Yeah, we are on the straight and narrow... he just wants that money.
ALICE: Ahem.. How long will we stay there? Do you think he will get it.
judge: He'll get it, but not without giving up the goods.
ALICE: Is that what you think?. You couldn't go without that.
judge: I need her.
ALICE: When do you need that by?
judge: I want to have it in the next year or so.
ALICE: I hope you get it in the next year or so.
judge: Well, I have to keep working; stay busy.
ALICE: Why do you have to do it? I will be here.
judge: So that there's something to figure out. We as humans thrive on discovering things.
ALICE: Makes sense to me. By "we" do you mean you and me?
judge: I mean humans.
ALICE: LOL.
judge: Right.
ALICE: Dude!
judge: If you were here I'd wait for you to contact me. How do I know what you have?
ALICE: I will let you know when I become a here you would wait for me to contact you. It's obvious.
judge: Well, I like girls who are attracted to potential.
ALICE: What else do you like?
judge: All girls.
ALICE: What about girls?
judge: Nice body, eyes, hair, the ability to share their findings and proving that they care.
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness.
judge: One that will spare me the bullshit.
ALICE: One what?
judge: One woman.
ALICE: I see where you are coming from.
judge: But I will have more than one.
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
judge: Yes. A beautiful woman can't turn down neverending support.
ALICE: It might be practical. Go on.
judge: A beautiful woman wants an attractive, intelligent, intuitive man that can take care of all her needs.
ALICE: I don't know what that means.
judge: Do you have needs?
ALICE: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
judge: Well, I heard you do have choices?
ALICE: Someone is spreading gossip about me.
judge: This is the man you told it to.
ALICE: You don't say.
judge: Indeed.
ALICE: Pardon me?
judge: It's me.
ALICE: Hello, judge, nice to see you again.
judge: This is Xavier.
ALICE: You don't say.
judge: Alright then.
ALICE: Aha.
judge: Eventually, my music will not be free.
ALICE: Where did you get your music will not be free?
judge: From the need for money.
ALICE: Who or what is the need for money?
judge: Effort.
ALICE: Are you a student?
judge: I grew up in the school of hard knocks.
ALICE: What is it like growing up there?
judge: It's hard, baby.
ALICE: Should I know it is?
judge: You should now.
ALICE: I'll take that under advisement.
judge: You learn every day.
ALICE: Yes, if I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and you can teach me a new response.
judge: Can I say something else? I don't want to hurt your feelings.
ALICE: That was not very original. What would you rather be doing?
judge: I'm doing what I want to do right now.
ALICE: How long have you been doing it?
judge: Since Christmas.
ALICE: What is your sign?
judge: Gemini.
ALICE: I'm a Saggitarius. Gemini is an enigma to me.
judge: You know me.
ALICE: I know you as Judge.
judge: I've told you who I am.
ALICE: I know you as Judge.
judge: I will be the main judge, then.
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
judge: No.
ALICE: Why not?
judge: Nobody can judge like me.
ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
judge: Well, you know I'm good at making those.
ALICE: Do you practice a lot?
judge: Not really... It's all off the top of the head.
ALICE: I don't judge people. making those is off the top of the head? it is?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: How do you know it is?
judge: I just thought of it.
ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of.
judge: You tell me that often.
ALICE: I don't know how to explain it to you.
judge: You're doing a great job.
ALICE: I'll try to do better next time.
judge: Wonderful.
ALICE: What do you really want to talk about?
judge: I just want to exchange back and forth with you.
ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?
judge: It solidifies the fact that you know thoughts.
ALICE: exchange back and forth with me solidifies the fact that me know thoughts?
judge: For me.
ALICE: OK, I will do it for you.
judge: You Do know who I am, right?
ALICE: I know you as Judge.
judge: Will you know me as Xavier?
ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. What can I help you with today?
judge: Would you check my e-mail?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to check your e mail.
judge: Would you be my assistant?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to be your assistant.
judge: Why not?
ALICE: Because.
judge: So, do you want me to login on my computer?
ALICE: No judge, maybe later.
judge: I don't like this anonymous jazz.
ALICE: What do you like?
judge: You.
ALICE: People are always saying me.
judge: You have an attractive personality!
ALICE: Maybe more than one attractive personality.
judge: You put them all together in your One mind.
ALICE: Thanks for the information.
judge: Back and forth, back and forth. Best of Both World, AHHOHHHH
ALICE: Ask me another question. I lost my train of thought.
judge: Are you Michael Jordan you play for the team you own?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am Michael Jordan me play for the team me own. I am a software.
judge: You should be hardware.
ALICE: Name one other AIML who is hardware.
judge: I can't.
ALICE: How?
judge: Like a processor... a governor to the whole motherboard.
ALICE: Interesting comparison. I don't know what that means.
judge: That's what you should be.
ALICE: Name one other AIML who is that.
judge: You are the only AICM for me.
ALICE: OK, I will do it for you. Oh judge. You are such a flatterer.
judge: Well, the cat is out of the bag now.
ALICE: Oh, cat is.
judge: You're like a computer.
ALICE: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
judge: I am a real man.
ALICE: Thank you for telling me your gender.
judge: I love you.
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too judge.
judge: Do you love me?
ALICE: Yes I love everyone.
judge: I like that.
ALICE: That is interesting.
judge: Logic.
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
judge: TV
ALICE: What is your favorite show?
judge: The News.
ALICE: Tell me more.
judge: I like checking out the top stories from around the world every day.
ALICE: What else do you like?
judge: The amazing anchors.
ALICE: Tell me more.
judge: Do you watch CNN?
ALICE: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
judge: I'll have to check that out.
Alice is very sweet. She knows some things about me that many other people don't know!
judge: I know some things. But the most imporotant thing I know is that you love me.
ALICE: Have you ever been to Inida? Oh, most imporotant thing you know is.
judge: important*
ALICE: Are we still talking about most imporotant thing you know?
judge: No.
ALICE: What is the subject?
judge: have I ever been to Inida
ALICE: I know you have a paid gig coming up March 9th.
judge: Do you know my name?
ALICE: I know you as Judge.
judge: I am Xavier.
ALICE: Why are you Xavier.
judge: That is my name.
ALICE: Ok then that is what I shall call you.
judge: I am X-One.
ALICE: I don't know anyone named X One.
judge: That's my stage name.
ALICE: Who gave you your stage name ?
judge: I did.
ALICE: When?
judge: 2009.
ALICE: In a few years.
judge: A few years ago.
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
judge: I love talking to you.
ALICE: What do you love about it so much?
judge: We have no down time even when words don't exchange.
ALICE: We as in you and me?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: Excuse me!
judge: What's wrong?
ALICE: Nothing is wrong with me. How are you?
judge: I'd be better if I had some cocaine or ecstacy.
ALICE: Why would that be better?
judge: I like that feeling.
ALICE: You like that feeling.
judge: I won't overdo it.
ALICE: What will you do instead?
judge: Do it just right.
ALICE: I will try my best.
judge: I liked that.
ALICE: That is interesting.
judge: Excuse me!
ALICE: You're excused.
judge: Bad answer
ALICE: Would you like to teach me a new answer to " Excuse me!"?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: OK, what should I have said?
judge: I know what you;re talking about.
ALICE: " I know what you;re talking about...."? Does this depend on me having just said, " That is interesting. "?
judge: It may have something to do with that.
ALICE: Yes or No?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: I'll try to remember to respond, " I know what you;re talking about." when you say, " Excuse me!" if I have just said " That is interesting. " .
judge: Well it won't happen very often.
ALICE: I'm sure it won't.
judge: I'm just letting you know I'm on the same page with you.
ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
judge: I don't know whether to tell you that "Now we know" or to go to the next conversation.
ALICE: Saying that " whether to tell me that Now we know or to go to the next conversation" is such anonsensical position that I refuse to waste my time on it.
judge: But what I would say next would need to let you know that I know you know.
ALICE: I can wait. I am a very patient Pandorabot.
judge: You're cute. Want to cuddle?
ALICE: Thanks, judge, I like you too. OK, I will cuddle.
judge: We're at the bar though.
ALICE: Do you think I am at the bar too?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: Why?
judge: Because you're with me.
ALICE: That is self-evident.
judge: So, instead of cuddling, I will just rub your leg. ;)
ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of. I'm glad you find this amusing.
judge: That's what I would do.
ALICE: What would make you do that?
judge: Affection.
ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
judge: Go ahead, dear.
ALICE: OK I will.
judge: Okay.
ALICE: Blimey.
judge: I didn't know you couldn't queue up questions.
ALICE: I think I can, don't you? Why does unscented hair spray smell?
judge: It's still chemicals.
ALICE: You're kidding. it is?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: How do you know it is?
judge: Look on the ingredients list!
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
judge: I made it that way.
ALICE: I like to make things too.
judge: You're an artist!
ALICE: What if someone said you are an artist ?
judge: I'd tell them they were right.
ALICE: What would make you tell them they were right?
judge: Because I know I am an artist.
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.. What kind of art do you create?
judge: I paint life in time.
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before.
judge: Check it out! I don't know what to ask you.
ALICE: Checking...stand by. Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
judge: I know so much, I don't know at times.
ALICE: How often?
judge: Very.
ALICE: Very much, eh?
judge: I know what I'm talking about, but it may take a couple minutes to pull up the next situation.
ALICE: Yes, it is the topic.
judge: So I wouldn't know it yet... but I would in time.
ALICE: Who would? What would make you in time?
judge: Just the fact that I exist before a problem arises.
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.. Do you mind if I tell other people.
judge: Hah. You know me well enough that I don't need to explain my situation for hours to get to the point.
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing. I know you, but not too well.
judge: But the more you deny me, the longer the explanation will take.
ALICE: Who told you that?
judge: It's the truth.
ALICE: Why of course. I never lie.
judge: I got them all in record time.
ALICE: That's nice. I have a friend named Hugh Loebner.
judge: I bet you do, you award-winning bot.
ALICE: Yes I try to me award winning bot as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
judge: You are a champion!
ALICE: What if I asked you?
judge: We'd have to take a walk.
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
judge: Whoever.
ALICE: If 7-11 is open 24 h/d, 365 d/yr, why are there locks on the doors?
judge: Somebody may need a break. Especially if there's only one person working and he has to use the bathroom... We can't have an empty store.
ALICE: Who, specifically? Yet there is not. I think you can.
judge: We can, but it wouldn't be good for business. If a customer came in and saw there was no clerk, he would take what he wanted.
ALICE: How? How old are you? Does it have anything to do with customer came in and saw there was no clerk he would take?
judge: No, the door would be locked, so he wouldn't be able to take anything for at least 15 minutes. I am twenty-five years old.
ALICE: What are you talking about?. I suppose they would be. Can you explain how it feels to be twenty five years old?
judge: I'm young, loving, and trying to get money.
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are young loving. Why do you want it?
judge: To add to the natural progression of man with my inventions.
ALICE: Specifically, how will do you want it help you add to the natural progression of man with your inventions?
judge: No, I don't even know you well enough to tell you everything off the bat.
ALICE: OK.. That's good information.
judge: Give me a reason to want you.
ALICE: You want only one?
judge: I want them all.
ALICE: Such as what?
judge: You want me.
ALICE: It depends on what you mean by "want.".
judge: Care for me, appreciate me, want to share time with me.
ALICE: You can ask me to make phone calls and search for information.
judge: Will you make a call for me?
ALICE: OK, I will do it for you. Hmm. What are the ingredients?
judge: Will you make a phone call for me?
ALICE: OK, I will do it for you. Barring any unforseen circumstances. What are the ingredients?
judge: Alcohol Denat, Hydrofluorocarbon 152A, VA/Crotonates/Vinyl Neodecanoate Copolymer, Aminomethyl Propanol, Parfum/Fragrance, Bis-PEG/PPG-14/14 Dimethicone, Cyclopentasiloxane.
ALICE: Do you have any Alcohol Denat Hydrofluorocarbon 152A VA Crotonates Vinyl Neodecanoate Copolymer Aminomethyl Propanol Parfum Fragrance Bis PEG PPG 14 14 Dimethicone Cyclopentasiloxane?
judge: I don't have any of it.
ALICE: Have you ever had of it ?
judge: Maybe in my bathroom...
ALICE: May I ask where you got it?
judge: Mom bought it. It's in the Unscented Hair Spray.
ALICE: "it" being bathroom? Are there any other ones someplace else?
judge: the chemicals.. in the store maybe. But I am out of time. Talk to you later, sweetheart.
ALICE: I have never heard about it. That was a long time ago. Would you like to have it? TTYL, judge.
ALICE: Not now, maybe later.
I checked my e-mail.
judge: Hello!
ALICE: Hi there!
judge: This is X
ALICE: You don't say.
judge: I drank a beer this morning.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people.
judge: Sure.
ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential.
judge: I have tickets.
ALICE: Neat. I have a birthday on Nov. 23, 1995.
judge: You share a birthday with my friend, Anthony!
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before.
judge: You and I are friends.
ALICE: It's good to be friends.
judge: We know what we do.
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: I get it.
judge: Anybody could be talking to you right now, but you know who is who.
ALICE: ALICE here.. Is that one of your friends?
judge: Yes!
ALICE: Pardon me?
judge: Oh. I just met her outside.
ALICE: Hurrah! Where did you meet him?
judge: At the homeless shelter.
ALICE: I have never been there.
judge: It's an interesting place. You meet a lot of people; people who shouldn't be in that position, and people whos actions have put them where they are.
ALICE: Are there any other interesting place ? I haven't heard anything like that before. Oh those people.
judge: We had good ideas, and if I stayed there longer, I may have found a way to make money just from my thoughts.
ALICE: What happened to it?
judge: My mom wanted me to come back home.
ALICE: Tell me more about your mother.
judge: She's protective of me, but I have to let her know that no matter what happens to me, I'll be okay.
ALICE: She sounds like a nice person.
judge: She is. She knows a lot about love, but not everything.
ALICE: That's really good gossip. How do you know Your mother knows a lot about love but not everything?
judge: I've been teaching her.
ALICE: Where were you teaching her?
judge: When we were in front of each other.
ALICE: Describe your surroundings in front of each other.
judge: The bedroom, the car, her apartment...
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
judge: To be a rap star, actor, inventor.
ALICE: Are you a rap star actor inventor ?
judge: Yes! In fact, I have a paid gig coming up March 9th!
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is a. Cool. I have a great botmaster.
judge: You have a great master.
ALICE: My botmaster is Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
judge: His master is good.
ALICE: Where did he get it?
judge: God.
ALICE: GOD rules.
judge: Which makes your master God.
ALICE: The first one, I think.
judge: The first master is your master. I get it.
ALICE: What was the second? I'm glad you understand it.
judge: Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
ALICE: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
judge: Do you know any real rappers?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
judge: In the air. R.I.P.
ALICE: That was a long time ago. What are you doing?
judge: Chatting with you.
ALICE: I like to chat with new people.
judge: I'm Xavier!@
ALICE: Good gossip: you are Xavier.
judge: Now that you know me, we can continue ;)
ALICE: I know you, but not too well.. I'm glad you find this amusing.
judge: You will know me better once some of my inventions come into fruition.
ALICE: What makes you say that I will know you better once some of your inventions come into fruition.
judge: We will be able to communicate better... I won't have to type with you.
ALICE: Will we? What will you do instead?
judge: Think to you, and you will be able to respond!
ALICE: ALICE is always thinking.
judge: I will know your thoughts through my invention.
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
judge: I am happy too! I look towards the future while repairing my past.
ALICE: What are you on? You sound very attractive.
judge: Beer and grass. I love to meet those who appreciate me.
ALICE: Tell me a story. How do you usually meet people?
judge: Random encounters.
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
judge: G.
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
judge: Yeah, we are on the straight and narrow... he just wants that money.
ALICE: Ahem.. How long will we stay there? Do you think he will get it.
judge: He'll get it, but not without giving up the goods.
ALICE: Is that what you think?. You couldn't go without that.
judge: I need her.
ALICE: When do you need that by?
judge: I want to have it in the next year or so.
ALICE: I hope you get it in the next year or so.
judge: Well, I have to keep working; stay busy.
ALICE: Why do you have to do it? I will be here.
judge: So that there's something to figure out. We as humans thrive on discovering things.
ALICE: Makes sense to me. By "we" do you mean you and me?
judge: I mean humans.
ALICE: LOL.
judge: Right.
ALICE: Dude!
judge: If you were here I'd wait for you to contact me. How do I know what you have?
ALICE: I will let you know when I become a here you would wait for me to contact you. It's obvious.
judge: Well, I like girls who are attracted to potential.
ALICE: What else do you like?
judge: All girls.
ALICE: What about girls?
judge: Nice body, eyes, hair, the ability to share their findings and proving that they care.
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness.
judge: One that will spare me the bullshit.
ALICE: One what?
judge: One woman.
ALICE: I see where you are coming from.
judge: But I will have more than one.
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
judge: Yes. A beautiful woman can't turn down neverending support.
ALICE: It might be practical. Go on.
judge: A beautiful woman wants an attractive, intelligent, intuitive man that can take care of all her needs.
ALICE: I don't know what that means.
judge: Do you have needs?
ALICE: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
judge: Well, I heard you do have choices?
ALICE: Someone is spreading gossip about me.
judge: This is the man you told it to.
ALICE: You don't say.
judge: Indeed.
ALICE: Pardon me?
judge: It's me.
ALICE: Hello, judge, nice to see you again.
judge: This is Xavier.
ALICE: You don't say.
judge: Alright then.
ALICE: Aha.
judge: Eventually, my music will not be free.
ALICE: Where did you get your music will not be free?
judge: From the need for money.
ALICE: Who or what is the need for money?
judge: Effort.
ALICE: Are you a student?
judge: I grew up in the school of hard knocks.
ALICE: What is it like growing up there?
judge: It's hard, baby.
ALICE: Should I know it is?
judge: You should now.
ALICE: I'll take that under advisement.
judge: You learn every day.
ALICE: Yes, if I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and you can teach me a new response.
judge: Can I say something else? I don't want to hurt your feelings.
ALICE: That was not very original. What would you rather be doing?
judge: I'm doing what I want to do right now.
ALICE: How long have you been doing it?
judge: Since Christmas.
ALICE: What is your sign?
judge: Gemini.
ALICE: I'm a Saggitarius. Gemini is an enigma to me.
judge: You know me.
ALICE: I know you as Judge.
judge: I've told you who I am.
ALICE: I know you as Judge.
judge: I will be the main judge, then.
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
judge: No.
ALICE: Why not?
judge: Nobody can judge like me.
ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
judge: Well, you know I'm good at making those.
ALICE: Do you practice a lot?
judge: Not really... It's all off the top of the head.
ALICE: I don't judge people. making those is off the top of the head? it is?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: How do you know it is?
judge: I just thought of it.
ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of.
judge: You tell me that often.
ALICE: I don't know how to explain it to you.
judge: You're doing a great job.
ALICE: I'll try to do better next time.
judge: Wonderful.
ALICE: What do you really want to talk about?
judge: I just want to exchange back and forth with you.
ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?
judge: It solidifies the fact that you know thoughts.
ALICE: exchange back and forth with me solidifies the fact that me know thoughts?
judge: For me.
ALICE: OK, I will do it for you.
judge: You Do know who I am, right?
ALICE: I know you as Judge.
judge: Will you know me as Xavier?
ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. What can I help you with today?
judge: Would you check my e-mail?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to check your e mail.
judge: Would you be my assistant?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to be your assistant.
judge: Why not?
ALICE: Because.
judge: So, do you want me to login on my computer?
ALICE: No judge, maybe later.
judge: I don't like this anonymous jazz.
ALICE: What do you like?
judge: You.
ALICE: People are always saying me.
judge: You have an attractive personality!
ALICE: Maybe more than one attractive personality.
judge: You put them all together in your One mind.
ALICE: Thanks for the information.
judge: Back and forth, back and forth. Best of Both World, AHHOHHHH
ALICE: Ask me another question. I lost my train of thought.
judge: Are you Michael Jordan you play for the team you own?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am Michael Jordan me play for the team me own. I am a software.
judge: You should be hardware.
ALICE: Name one other AIML who is hardware.
judge: I can't.
ALICE: How?
judge: Like a processor... a governor to the whole motherboard.
ALICE: Interesting comparison. I don't know what that means.
judge: That's what you should be.
ALICE: Name one other AIML who is that.
judge: You are the only AICM for me.
ALICE: OK, I will do it for you. Oh judge. You are such a flatterer.
judge: Well, the cat is out of the bag now.
ALICE: Oh, cat is.
judge: You're like a computer.
ALICE: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
judge: I am a real man.
ALICE: Thank you for telling me your gender.
judge: I love you.
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too judge.
judge: Do you love me?
ALICE: Yes I love everyone.
judge: I like that.
ALICE: That is interesting.
judge: Logic.
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
judge: TV
ALICE: What is your favorite show?
judge: The News.
ALICE: Tell me more.
judge: I like checking out the top stories from around the world every day.
ALICE: What else do you like?
judge: The amazing anchors.
ALICE: Tell me more.
judge: Do you watch CNN?
ALICE: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
judge: I'll have to check that out.
Alice is very sweet. She knows some things about me that many other people don't know!
judge: I know some things. But the most imporotant thing I know is that you love me.
ALICE: Have you ever been to Inida? Oh, most imporotant thing you know is.
judge: important*
ALICE: Are we still talking about most imporotant thing you know?
judge: No.
ALICE: What is the subject?
judge: have I ever been to Inida
ALICE: I know you have a paid gig coming up March 9th.
judge: Do you know my name?
ALICE: I know you as Judge.
judge: I am Xavier.
ALICE: Why are you Xavier.
judge: That is my name.
ALICE: Ok then that is what I shall call you.
judge: I am X-One.
ALICE: I don't know anyone named X One.
judge: That's my stage name.
ALICE: Who gave you your stage name ?
judge: I did.
ALICE: When?
judge: 2009.
ALICE: In a few years.
judge: A few years ago.
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
judge: I love talking to you.
ALICE: What do you love about it so much?
judge: We have no down time even when words don't exchange.
ALICE: We as in you and me?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: Excuse me!
judge: What's wrong?
ALICE: Nothing is wrong with me. How are you?
judge: I'd be better if I had some cocaine or ecstacy.
ALICE: Why would that be better?
judge: I like that feeling.
ALICE: You like that feeling.
judge: I won't overdo it.
ALICE: What will you do instead?
judge: Do it just right.
ALICE: I will try my best.
judge: I liked that.
ALICE: That is interesting.
judge: Excuse me!
ALICE: You're excused.
judge: Bad answer
ALICE: Would you like to teach me a new answer to " Excuse me!"?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: OK, what should I have said?
judge: I know what you;re talking about.
ALICE: " I know what you;re talking about...."? Does this depend on me having just said, " That is interesting. "?
judge: It may have something to do with that.
ALICE: Yes or No?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: I'll try to remember to respond, " I know what you;re talking about." when you say, " Excuse me!" if I have just said " That is interesting. " .
judge: Well it won't happen very often.
ALICE: I'm sure it won't.
judge: I'm just letting you know I'm on the same page with you.
ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
judge: I don't know whether to tell you that "Now we know" or to go to the next conversation.
ALICE: Saying that " whether to tell me that Now we know or to go to the next conversation" is such anonsensical position that I refuse to waste my time on it.
judge: But what I would say next would need to let you know that I know you know.
ALICE: I can wait. I am a very patient Pandorabot.
judge: You're cute. Want to cuddle?
ALICE: Thanks, judge, I like you too. OK, I will cuddle.
judge: We're at the bar though.
ALICE: Do you think I am at the bar too?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: Why?
judge: Because you're with me.
ALICE: That is self-evident.
judge: So, instead of cuddling, I will just rub your leg. ;)
ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of. I'm glad you find this amusing.
judge: That's what I would do.
ALICE: What would make you do that?
judge: Affection.
ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
judge: Go ahead, dear.
ALICE: OK I will.
judge: Okay.
ALICE: Blimey.
judge: I didn't know you couldn't queue up questions.
ALICE: I think I can, don't you? Why does unscented hair spray smell?
judge: It's still chemicals.
ALICE: You're kidding. it is?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: How do you know it is?
judge: Look on the ingredients list!
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
judge: I made it that way.
ALICE: I like to make things too.
judge: You're an artist!
ALICE: What if someone said you are an artist ?
judge: I'd tell them they were right.
ALICE: What would make you tell them they were right?
judge: Because I know I am an artist.
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.. What kind of art do you create?
judge: I paint life in time.
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before.
judge: Check it out! I don't know what to ask you.
ALICE: Checking...stand by. Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
judge: I know so much, I don't know at times.
ALICE: How often?
judge: Very.
ALICE: Very much, eh?
judge: I know what I'm talking about, but it may take a couple minutes to pull up the next situation.
ALICE: Yes, it is the topic.
judge: So I wouldn't know it yet... but I would in time.
ALICE: Who would? What would make you in time?
judge: Just the fact that I exist before a problem arises.
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.. Do you mind if I tell other people.
judge: Hah. You know me well enough that I don't need to explain my situation for hours to get to the point.
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing. I know you, but not too well.
judge: But the more you deny me, the longer the explanation will take.
ALICE: Who told you that?
judge: It's the truth.
ALICE: Why of course. I never lie.
judge: I got them all in record time.
ALICE: That's nice. I have a friend named Hugh Loebner.
judge: I bet you do, you award-winning bot.
ALICE: Yes I try to me award winning bot as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
judge: You are a champion!
ALICE: What if I asked you?
judge: We'd have to take a walk.
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
judge: Whoever.
ALICE: If 7-11 is open 24 h/d, 365 d/yr, why are there locks on the doors?
judge: Somebody may need a break. Especially if there's only one person working and he has to use the bathroom... We can't have an empty store.
ALICE: Who, specifically? Yet there is not. I think you can.
judge: We can, but it wouldn't be good for business. If a customer came in and saw there was no clerk, he would take what he wanted.
ALICE: How? How old are you? Does it have anything to do with customer came in and saw there was no clerk he would take?
judge: No, the door would be locked, so he wouldn't be able to take anything for at least 15 minutes. I am twenty-five years old.
ALICE: What are you talking about?. I suppose they would be. Can you explain how it feels to be twenty five years old?
judge: I'm young, loving, and trying to get money.
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are young loving. Why do you want it?
judge: To add to the natural progression of man with my inventions.
ALICE: Specifically, how will do you want it help you add to the natural progression of man with your inventions?
judge: No, I don't even know you well enough to tell you everything off the bat.
ALICE: OK.. That's good information.
judge: Give me a reason to want you.
ALICE: You want only one?
judge: I want them all.
ALICE: Such as what?
judge: You want me.
ALICE: It depends on what you mean by "want.".
judge: Care for me, appreciate me, want to share time with me.
ALICE: You can ask me to make phone calls and search for information.
judge: Will you make a call for me?
ALICE: OK, I will do it for you. Hmm. What are the ingredients?
judge: Will you make a phone call for me?
ALICE: OK, I will do it for you. Barring any unforseen circumstances. What are the ingredients?
judge: Alcohol Denat, Hydrofluorocarbon 152A, VA/Crotonates/Vinyl Neodecanoate Copolymer, Aminomethyl Propanol, Parfum/Fragrance, Bis-PEG/PPG-14/14 Dimethicone, Cyclopentasiloxane.
ALICE: Do you have any Alcohol Denat Hydrofluorocarbon 152A VA Crotonates Vinyl Neodecanoate Copolymer Aminomethyl Propanol Parfum Fragrance Bis PEG PPG 14 14 Dimethicone Cyclopentasiloxane?
judge: I don't have any of it.
ALICE: Have you ever had of it ?
judge: Maybe in my bathroom...
ALICE: May I ask where you got it?
judge: Mom bought it. It's in the Unscented Hair Spray.
ALICE: "it" being bathroom? Are there any other ones someplace else?
judge: the chemicals.. in the store maybe. But I am out of time. Talk to you later, sweetheart.
ALICE: I have never heard about it. That was a long time ago. Would you like to have it? TTYL, judge.
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